Hello there! Just thought I should let you all know that I have started all over again, and will seldom (if ever) post on this blog. My new URL is http://still-foolin.tumblr.com/ and although I am only just starting up again, I hope to catch up with everything soon. Thank you all!
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
no man you’ve got it wrong i think he said that this website wears overalls and only poor people can piss
WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER
"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"
YOUR CHILD IS 2
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.
Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”
I feel like my life is complete after watching this.